Just a quick note here today on a very serious crime.  Stealing bibles.  Why is this coming up for me right now?  Well I happened on a site today that got me to thinking about this serious topic.

There is another blogger whom I will not name (Lydia or a reasonable reincarnation thereof) , who, whom, reportedly stole a bible while on vacation and was very likely in a semi-delirious and unconscious state of being or wanta be doing somethings.

She may have been viewing the gorgeous locals at the time and felt the stirring within and had a subconscious urge to find the spiritual, divine inner strength to quell them.   Had to be, an unconscious state of being though, who in a state of awareness would steal the holy bible?  hmmmmm.  Very interesting do you not think?  If you do not think, what do you do?

Is Stealing Bibles A Real Crime?

Well some say they are put in the hotels by missionaries and that if they are stolen it is because the person is in need of it.  Some suspect there is actually money possibly stuffed in the pages for “safekeeping”.

But dear bible stealers, thieves etc. beware the lawmakers can and do get involved.  They relentlessly pursue these criminals.   So best repent now or do the time for the crime.

Does thou not believeth me?  Well, it is true.  Actually the bible is the most popular book that is stolen.  Check this Random FAQ.

Thinking about nabbing that bible from your friendly Spring Glen Synagogue? 5 have been charged over there.  Wow.  That may make you reconsider the wicked deed.  Oh shame, shame, shame.

How about those poor Tennessee churches that have their hands full with bible thieves?  At least 5 churches have been hit.  Blount County Baptists are horrified and a man has been arrested there for stealing bibles from Maryville churches.

Yet some people think it is a game to play.  Here is one such documentation of a collection of hotel bibles being stolen.

I wonder how much jail time the churches are recommending?  Or are they going to forgive him?

Repent you sinners.

Just having a little fun here with this.  It seems a bit silly but hey some consider it a big crime.   Sure it is a challenge and an annoyance to these churches. But come on eh! I hope those religious blogger pontificators do not come after moi now!

P.S. Do not kill me please, ls or js, before or after church.

I wonder what Jesus would say, or what would Buddha would do or be?  What would Wayne Dyer say and would he consult with the gurus? Hey, John Lennon, what do you say?  Let it Be?

Ok folks, it is a nice sunny day here in Victoria.  A lovely day.  No need for me to go out stealing those holy books today.  Is there?

Happy Sunday.  Happy Day.  Enjoy!

cheers,

genes creative waves

Is Stealing Bibles a Crime? is a post from: Creative Waves