You Make me Drunk, Drunk as a Skunk

I had a dream that you were next to me there
Next thing I knew you were pulling my hair
All I could do is grimace and stare
Underneath it all you were definitely bare.

Don’t talk to me of love and affection
When all I get from you is stinking rejection
You eyes tell me more then the clear blue skies
For when I reach for you and all I get back is rickety lies

You make me drunk
Drunk as a skunk
Driving me crazy
And totally lazy

In between the glimmer of light
From the corner of my eyes
I saw such a sight
The shimmering and quivering of your ample thighs

All of a sudden your grip tightens around my neck
Taken aback as I was expecting a peck
I thought this was better than getting sweet heck
Until I realized you were just waiting for a check

You make me drunk
Drunk as a skunk
Driving me crazy
And totally lazy

So next thing I knew you were grabbing a spoon
Called me a name and sang out of tune
Gave me a whack making me numb
I thought whiskers be damned am I so dumb

So pissed was I that I grabbed me a bottle of rum
Broke it open with the flick of my thumb
Spinning round and quickly as that I fell on my bum
Fast as a slug back upwards I did come

You make me drunk
Drunk as a skunk
Driving me crazy
And totally lazy

Walking as fast as I could down the lane
I came across a tree trunk that I really did not see
Tripping quite badly then falling on my head
This could drive me totally insane

Staggering and waving I was really quite bloody and tattered
Finding you again was all that really mattered
Coming up now from down the rabbit hole
I finally saw you were such a wretched soul

You make me drunk
Drunk as a skunk
Driving me crazy
And totally lazy

You make me drunk
Drunk as a skunk
Driving me crazy
And totally lazy

Copy write Eugene Veinotte Aug 12, 2010